Not sure we are that good at EvE anymore but we are awesome at DayZ

You guys look like a really cool bunch, and I would like to join. HOWEVER, I've got a few questions:

1. What's your primary region of residence?

2. How often do you guys venture into nullsec? I've been loving that space more and more, as I can shoot people (more or less) indiscriminately.

3. I've only got 16.5mil SP, not the 25mil desired. However, I CAN fly a rather nice Legion, a [nearly] fully fitted T2 Amarr battleship (such as the Apoc, Abbadon, etc), and have many of my SP revolving around cruisers, to the point where most Tech II Amarr cruisers are only a couple weeks' training out, or already complete. In addition, I can fly the mentioned ships fitted out with tech II modules as well (with few exceptions) so I should be good on those counts within a couple months.

4. I'm in the Navy (in real life), so my activity will be rather iffy, especially when I go on deployment. Would that still work?

5. I don't have much ACTUAL PvP experience, unfortunately. My latest fights have involved me either getting my ass kicked, or glory hounds in hisec stealing random kills near station (thank you, random noobs. Grr....)


I think that's all I've really got atm.

New applicant Keyword info sheet. Rev 1.0

Anything going on? = A small army is en route to your house to beat the living **** out of you for not reading alliance mail.
Pre-fleet banter = Besides *.ism's Anything goes.
Post-fleet banter = Besides *.ism's Anything goes.
Rename Ship = Someone is on the way to kill your wreck for being an idiot.
xxxxxxxxx = Warp to the person stating this epic sentence. Overheat for bonus lulz.
Tl:dr = You are describing something more than you need to in order to soak up excess brain bandwidth causing behind the scenes facepalms. Keep it short and sweet.
Thx for fleet = You guys suck and I could solo your entire alliance in a stabber.
Cross chatter = be quiet, your ego is too noisy.
Fix Mic = You should have checked that it work's in a separate channel.
Black Screen = I need to insert diskette #248 and hit anykey to continue and I have pressed the turbo button on my 386 and should be fixed in a moment.
Lag = I can not afford an upgrade from dialup, I should also re-evaluate my life decisions.
Opsec = Operations Security does not apply to me and I want valuable information because I'm special.
Check Check = Shuush please, I have valuable information with regard to our current situation.
Help! = Do not warp to me, as I am severely incompetent and cannot look after myself; Certain death is expected.
Point = I am a ***** and do not want to fit a proper scram. I also smell terrible and wear a fedora.
Hard tackle = I have scram and web on the target. I often feel superior to people with a warp disruptor and fedora.
E-war = I'm a smart ass with Ewar on the target and too busy laughing to reply.
Eyes = Requesting a body with beautiful eyes to investigate a set destination or area.
Plus One = If our scout is not too busy looking at pron he/she can advance to the next area on our route.
Spy!! = A person who believes his cover is intact and is free to continue leaking information we make available.
Siege Green = Apply damage with your dread, Listen intently for the Siege Red command.
Siege Red = Holy Jesus we are ******, get safe if you can, inform my next of kin, thx muchly GG!
Supers align = ok one sec, I'm busy adjusting my sunglasses and tiara.
Titan bridge up = Instantly start complaining about lag and constantly ask who's primary before loading grid.
Blops x up = If you have a black ops scooter, make it known that you have added as much shine as possible to it.
****! = Upon hearing your comments or observing your actions, the word **** is a condensed version of a 4 hour bollocking.
Jump gate = Means ask as many questions as possible, seeking clarification on the jump gate command.
Hold on gate = Immediately ask over9000 questions while talking over fellow fleet members, seeking clarification on the Hold on gate command.
Sitrep? = Describe all relevant information, thus allowing us to make an uninvited entrance. +lulz
Comms plz = **** your ***** ass mouth up for 10 tap dancing ******* minutes, god ******* dammit!!
Recall drones = Holy **** who owns all these drones, scoop them you idiots, who even deploys drones anymore.
Handover = Could be on urban dictionary for something sexual, or the fleet is being transferred to another competent person.
New Fleet = Another adventure awaits, finish your mining cycles, pop that last mission rat, scoop that goo and edit that jita market price by 1isk. Join fleet and await patiently for your orders and silently prepare ship.
Focus Fire = Shoot everything in sight, links, logi, gates, cargo cans and drones that haven't been recalled yet.
Grid = the visible area in which we are dying.

If you are offended by any of this, you're a ****!

Contact Mini for further information or an application.

What could go wrong

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